12 Short Funny Quotes about Sex

1. What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home. ~ Ken Hammond.

2. There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed. ~ George Burns

3. Sex is the invention of a very clever venereal disease. ~ David Cronenberg

4. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less. ~ Brendan Francis.

5. An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. ~ Edgar Wallace.

6. I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over. ~ George Burns

7. I know nothing about sex because I was always married. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

8. Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the winter. ~ Milton Berle

9. My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading. ~ Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

10. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships ~ Sharon Stone

11. See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. ~ Robin Williams

12. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal