10 Short Quotes about Mother

1. A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~ Tenneva Jordan

2. Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the payment is pure love. ~ Mildred B. Vermont

3. OThe phrase "working mother" is redundant. ~ Jane Sellman

4. The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~ Rajneesh

5. Some mothers are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together. ~ Pearl S. Buck

6. Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~ Ambrose Bierce

7. The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. ~ Honoré de Balzac

8. An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. ~ Spanish Proverb

9.If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~ Milton Berle

10. Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. ~ Lisa Alther