10 Short Funny Quotes about Marriage

1. There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. ~ Clint Eastwood

2. Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife. ~ Euripides

3. One man's folly is another man's wife. ~ Helen Rowland

4. By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates

5. I know nothing about sex because I was always married. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

6. It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

7. If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. ~ Katharine Hepburn

8. Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets. ~  Ogden Nash

9. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~ Rita Rudner

10. My wife says I never listen to her.  At least I think that's what she said. ~ Author Unknown

10 Short Quotes about Children

1. Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. ~ Bill Cosby

2. People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. ~ Bill Watterson

3. The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. ~ Clarence Darrow

4. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. ~ Groucho Marx

5. I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. ~ Harry S Truman

6. You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. ~ John J. Plomp

7. Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children's eyes. ~ Lawana Blackwell,

8. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. ~ Leo J. Burke

9. If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things. ~ Norman Douglas

10. Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of. ~ Peter Ustinov

10 Short Quotes about Father

1. It is much easier to become a father than to be one. ~ Kent Nerburn

2. I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. ~ Adabella Radici

3. Sons are for fathers the twice-told tale. ~ Victoria Secunda,

4. Why are men reluctant to become fathers? They aren't through being children. ~ Cindy Garner

5. There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus. ~ Unknown Author

6. The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them. ~ Confucius

7. When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry. ~ Jewish Proverb


8. A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. ~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez

9. It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. ~ Anne Sexton

10. It's clear that most American children suffer too much mother and too little father. ~ Gloria Steinem

10 Short Quotes about Mother

1. A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~ Tenneva Jordan

2. Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the payment is pure love. ~ Mildred B. Vermont

3. OThe phrase "working mother" is redundant. ~ Jane Sellman

4. The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~ Rajneesh

5. Some mothers are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together. ~ Pearl S. Buck

6. Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~ Ambrose Bierce

7. The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. ~ Honoré de Balzac

8. An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. ~ Spanish Proverb

9.If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~ Milton Berle

10. Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. ~ Lisa Alther

10 Short Quotes about Family

1. I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. ~ Fred Allen

2. Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future. ~ Gail Lumet Buckley

3. Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. ~ Anthony Brandt

4. We cannot destroy kindred: our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break. ~ Marquise de Sévigné

5. In time of test, family is best. ~ Burmese Proverb

6. The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life's essential unfairness. ~ Nancy Mitford

7. When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them. ~ George Bernard Shaw

8. You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. ~ Desmond Tutu

9. When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses. ~ Joyce Brothers

10. A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. ~ Ogden Nash