1. There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. ~ Clint Eastwood
2. Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife. ~ Euripides
3. One man's folly is another man's wife. ~ Helen Rowland
4. By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates
5. I know nothing about sex because I was always married. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
6. It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
7. If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. ~ Katharine Hepburn
8. Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets. ~ Ogden Nash
9. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~ Rita Rudner
10. My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said. ~ Author Unknown
