Thursday, January 31, 2008

5 Funny Quotes about Murphy's Law

1. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~ Murphy's Law

2.
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown

3.
It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. ~Author Unknown

4.
If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner

5.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. ~Author Unknown