10 Short Funny Quotes about Sex

1. I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes. ~ Anonymous

2. I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it. ~ Anonymous

3. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. ~ Kevin Costner ("Tin Cup")

4. Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~ Woody Allen

5. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~ Author Unknown

6. Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. ~ Mark Twain

7. The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~ Truman Capote

8. If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~ Louise Sammons

9. When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. ~ Matt Groening

10. There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P.J. O'Rourke