15 Short Quotes about Age

1. Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. ~ Benjamin Franklin

2. There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you. ~ Carol Matthau

3. Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you. ~ Cyril Connolly

4. The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. ~ Doug Larson

5. I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. ~ George Burns

6. About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. ~ Gloria Pitzer

7. Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. ~ Groucho Marx

8. Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives. ~ Maurice Chevalier

9. You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. ~ Michael Pritchard

10. Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. ~ Ogden Nash

11. A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

12. I am not young enough to know everything. ~ Oscar Wilde

13. In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. ~ Roger Allen

14. The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood. ~ Logan Pearsall Smith

15. Sure i'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. ~ Lillian Carter

8 Short Quotes about Birthday

1. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~ Author Unknown

2. Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~ Menachem Mendel Schneerson

3. Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ~ Jean Paul Richter

4. Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. ~ Robert Lynd

5. The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ~ H. V. Prochnow

6. For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. ~ John Glenn

7. The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. ~ Seneca

8. Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth. ~ Ralph Parlette

10 Short Quotes about Age

1. Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~ Tom Wilson

2. To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent — that is to triumph over old age. ~ Thomas Bailey Aldrich

3. As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. ~ Robert Benchley

4. By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. ~ George Burns


5. Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve. ~ Coco Chanel

6. One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet. ~ Lee Marvin

7. The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it. ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

8. I have never admitted that I am more than twenty-nine, or thirty at the most. Twenty-nine when there are pink shades, thirty when there are not. ~ Oscar Wilde,

9. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~ Robert Frost

10. Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~ Dorothy Fulheim